Bargain old greaser

Bartender c'mon, spend me one more last drink
For the life of bargain old greaser like me
I gave you my last dimes - hours ago
Won't you sit down an' listen to me?

It's a heartbreaking story of bitter and sweet
'Bout that bargain old greaser called me
Full of women and monay and whiskay and luck
Doncha have one more brandy for me?
Lei-lala Lei-la-la lei-la lei lei, a bargain old greaser like me...

What else than a woman could turn a jolly good man
To such a bargain old greaser like me?
There were far more than one - they were all the same
And only good ol' friend Brandy set me free.
Lei-lala Lei-la-la lei-la lei lei, a bargain old greaser like me...

I guess that I bore you, like life's boring me
A bargain old greaser I am
Be sure to remember what I have become
Though you still might give a damn.

I zip the last brandy, stand up an' go
The fire is burning and warmin inside
A bittersweet feeling creeps up from the floor
And I'm tumbling into the cold night...